SLOTH taxes paper hands 15% and burns it on the spot. Hold for 7 days and your sell tax decays to 0%. No staking. No claiming. Just… wait. We're good at that.
Your sell tax only depends on how long you've held — and it decays on an inverse parabola: it drops fast at first (day 1 is already ~11%), then coasts gently to 0% by day 7. Drag the sloth to time-travel.
| Days held | Sell tax |
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When the herd dumps more than 3% of the pool inside an hour, the sell fee climbs quadratically — up to 10%. Buys never pay it. Panic is expensive; napping is free.
Buy anywhere — Uniswap, aggregators, here — your patience timer starts either way. Selling at your discounted rate only works here, through the TrustedRouter. Untrusted sells pay the full 15%.
SLOTH
eth_call simulations of the real
router — price impact, LP fee and your personal tax included. SLOTH trades against
native ETH; we'll offer to switch your wallet to Robinhood Chain.Paste any address. No wallet popups — connecting wallets sounds like effort.
Buys start your patience timer no matter the route — Uniswap, aggregators, or here. Selling at your discounted rate happens through the official router, where your identity is cryptographically yours.
Your sell tax decays from 15% to 0% over 7 days on an inverse parabola — fast at first (day 1 ≈ 11%, day 3.5 ≈ 3.75%), coasting to zero. Buying more re-averages your timer. Selling never resets it.
Every tax is burned in the same transaction — totalSupply only goes
down. No treasury, no “marketing wallet”, no buyback theater.
Robinhood Chain mainnet (chain id 4663). Sources on Blockscout.
| DecayBreakerHook | 0x0D4c84D4b6f3005E27E14435ba6c00e6903360Cc | explorer ↗ |
| SLOTH token | 0x10fb976055c79C1008e857B32fb08aA21aB9a77e | explorer ↗ |
| TrustedRouter | 0xF0A21918506060379f6ff5651D05c9F662A0071D | explorer ↗ |
| Uniswap v4 PoolManager | 0x8366a39cc670b4001a1121b8f6a443a643e40951 | explorer ↗ |
| ETH/SLOTH launch pool pre-launch | 0x0b928fa047a7fd13964aba3f16c4aa48aad86c80e255d288bf665d9d77cfe1f0 | uniswap 🦄↗ |